Tuesday, 14 January 2014


                                                LIFE OF PI-TATO

I feel we Engineers are working in a market, And this market has taken a
shape of a typical Indian vegetable market these days, where i relate myself easily to the POTATOES. I think all the Engineers may be made analogous to the Potatoes.

So, i am like another potato who wants to get transformed into an ONION or usually we call him a manager. But, becoming an Onion is not easy. One has to go through chopper like Performance Management systems and knife like certifications which may peel you off drastically.

But like my other fellow potatoes, no matter what, i still want to
become an Onion. So, after my hard work and diligent efforts outside my base location for almost a year. I finally, get an honor to see my  Onion who decides my fate for getting me transformed into an Onion like him or Not.

     So, finally this desire lures me into a room where i see my ONION waiting for me behind the table to decide fate of transformation. I meet  all the requirements to be an Onion, BUT, a Big But, my customer wants french fries. And french fries are made only of POTATOEs. So my respectable Onion under the pressure of his super Onions still leaves me as a potato.

May be I should make myself understand that irrespective of shape,
color, breed and brand, i will always be a potato until and unless i can
induce TEARS.

Thursday, 9 January 2014


                                     MALE PREJUDICE TO FEMALE POSTJUDICE

We are in 2030, and, with the advent of iphone23, they have announced an app which can measure the feelings. Technically speaking, the feelings are finally being measured in a tangible manner."thanks to Engineers and scientists", they have finally invented a device which can measure the feelings as well.

 In 2012 a law was passed for the women, and against the men, saying that any man who stalks a woman, shall be imprisoned.And now an amendment to that law is being made after the cries of MAHA (men are also human association), Now this app will measure the EI (eyesight intensity) & II (intention intensity). Anyone ohh sorry i mean AnyMAN crossing the intensity limit of 30 units, shall be imprisoned.For a normal man this intensity is 29.5 units and anyman, taking it to 30 shall be legally detained after the complaint from a woman (her intensity can not be measured without her permission).

This rule will be in effect from 1st January,2030 and all the men who had been put in prison in past, will remain in prison till there term. At last men are feeling a little bit better and good that they finally found a little chance to prove that they are not guilty. Men, in the recent past have already had stopped to cross any road where women are found standing, chatting or grouping. But now the hope to cross the roads freely and breathe in a partially free air is possible. This app might turn as a ray of hope for the poor men. And women might think or may be analyze the iphone23`s reading once before filling any complaint.

Probably and hopefully this will change in the days to come and women and men will co-exist without any competition or any hard feelings against each other.