Monday, 26 October 2015

Earthquake Vs Nimbu Mirchi

Earthquake or Nimbu Mirchi, which is stronger?.........Strange things happen sometimes, earthquakes might be scary for some,but, are not as strong as the strongest bonded couple of Nimbu Mirchi (Lemon Chilli). Yes, thats true. At least in our part of the world here in India. Although all the cultures have there superstitions, thus, on similar lines we do have our own.
So here i am, with my own version of a fictional truth. Two contrasting days :-

Quake quake to QUACK QUACK, Nimbu Mirchi wins
25th October,2015. I along with my friend were having gol gappas (what could be the english name for our loved, round gappas) anyways, while having these round gappas, my highly qualified friend saw a lemon and chilli tied up together with a black thread (Nimbu Mirchi, tantrik type Yantra).
Seeing this he just stepped aside making sure that he doesnt even remotely steps over this Magical nimbu mirchi. He forgot the superb taste of gol gappas and started thinking about this nimbu mirchi. He was thinking if he touched this lemon or not, although a mistake but still did he touch it? Even though i was sure that he didnt even remotely go over this rotten lemon. But still my dear friend decided that he will go to a temple and donate some wheat flour and daal (expensive these days, ain`t it). To this, i accompanied him and saw loads of black daal and mustard oil being donated. Rich people, they must be.

On 26th October, same friend of mine sitting with me, about to have his lunch at our residence, located on 9th floor. We were about to have some real delicious daal, not the one he donated on previous day but the yellow one, which i like. As soon as we held the first bite, before we could eat. We felt that our dining chairs were dancing, my eyebrows raised, i knew that its an earthquake. in next 2-3 secs, the earthquake grew stronger. Being a weak heart-ed person, i stood up and asked him to join me, so that, we may vacate the building like every logical life loving person. But this cowboy said in his normal punjabi accent " O Chhad Yaar, Kuchh ni hunda". Believe me, it was the strongest earthquake we felt in our life and this man was having his yellow daal.

Now, i was having a spicy masala feeling which was kind of a mixture of shock, amusement, disgust, surprise & what not. This friend of mine is the same person, who was donating Black Daal for just a bleak, merely an illusion of stepping over the great lemmon chilli yantra on the previous day. And now this same person is gulping in the Yellow Daal when the earth was shaking. Strange, isnt it?

I am sure now, that people like me can not convince these yantra and mantra mugdh people with my Quack quack or Quake quake. So, here
i Surrender!

SACRED Heart Donates Blood

Chandigarh, 24/10/2015:- An INSTITUTE, for me, it means a group of teachers, faculty, methodology which can set up some intrinsic values in children. In Actual it must EDUCATE children and not just literate them with books.

Such a fine example was portrayed today by an institute in Chandigarh by organizing a Blood Donation Camp. I have not seen much of the schools doing or organizing such activity or drive.
But Sacred Heart going well along with its name displaying a SACRED heart, by successfully organizing a blood donation camp with the help of there students. In our times, we used to remember blood in the form of evil. But these children are going to have an image of nobility whenever they would be hearing the word Blood. Now thats a change, world needs to thrive for.

I wish that every school learns from them and starts inculcating such values in there children.
On the other side, i would like to highlight that blood donation is not only helpful for others, rather, its really beneficial for the donor as well. A very few of the benefits are:-

1). It helps to reduce the risk of HEART related diseases

2).Reduces the risk of CANCER


4). Helps reduce the risk of LIVER diseases.

5). Reduces the IRON levels and removes the un-necessary iron residues

And last but not the least

6). A free Health Check :)

Such ideas & activities must be proliferated with the help of such good schools, leading us all.

Such institutes are certainly going to bless the society with good, responsible, noble and Global citizens. May God Bless them always.

Sunday, 11 October 2015

NO Relief from BEEF

NO Relief from BEEF

Pick up a paper in the morning, there is some riot, killing, or at least some violence related to THE beef.
This Beef Ban is a superb example of such instances. The negativity which floats around it, is printed all over and after banning the beef, it was shown, inferred and said Muslims are the main perpetrators and doing something against the law by eating Beef.

Now, a question arises here. Is it only Muslims who eat Beef??? and what about other non-veg diets, is there any conscience about them as well?

You will find Few of Muslims, Christians, Buddhists eating beef along with a very  few hindus & Sikhs might be eating it as well. But why  there a big hullabaloo only on muslims. Certainly there is some society and organized thought process behind this violence, occurring on daily basis. 
A large thought factory is sitting somewhere trying to disturb the balance among the communities by raking up these issues.These elections are providing a workload to news channels and such thought generators.

Nepal is the only HINDU nation on planet, and yet they butchered/sacrificed 5000 Buffaloes in the name of sacrifice for religious reasons. Just google the animal sacrifice in Nepal. Lakhs of Animals are killed in the honour of Goddess GandhiMai (goddess of power, a Hindu Goddess). Now keeping in view the global statistics of sacrifices, even Hindus are not far behind.

As a news piece of THE HINDU:-
"According to the data, India exported 2.4 million tonnes of beef and veal in FY2015, compared to 2 million tonnes by Brazil and 1.5 million by Australia. These three countries account for 58.7 per cent of all the beef exports in the world. India itself accounts for 23.5 per cent of global beef exports. This is up from a 20.8 per cent share last year."

"India’s buffalo meat exports have been growing at an average of nearly 14 per cent each year since 2011, and fetching India as much as $4.8 billion in 2014. Last year, India for the first time earned more from the export of buffalo meat than it did from Basmati rice."

If Govt. is actually interested in Beef Ban, they could have silently banned the exports, but they will not. As they want the issue to boil up, so that they can bake there Bread of Votes on the pyre of the communal murders.

Benazir Suriaya is a brave Muslim woman, PETA India's Lead 
Amidst all this, i want to ask a question to a few muslims who do eat Beef, Is it Mandatory to eat Beef in Islam 

As per the little googled knowledge the answer is NO, it is not mandatory in Islam to eat Beef or in that case any non-veg. Even a VEGAN can be a muslim. So, i would request my Muslim brothers not to eat beef, as it may hurt someone`s feelings. And politicians broadcasting green or saffron terror might make you a target for these. So, lets not allow these shrewd politicians engage our bechari Cow in this shitty politics and elections.

Obama(An outsider) came to delhi for Republic Day and said, india must stay away from Sectarianism (Communal violence) and must preserve its secularism. What does that means, it might mean to me that the world is aware and keeping an eye on the trivial issues we quarrel about instead of poverty and under-development. We are being tracked internationally on this, Int`al media taking views:-

So, probably, we are not going to get any relief from the BEEF in the coming days. Mandir ka mudda hua purana, Ab hai Beef ka mudda pakana.

Friday, 9 October 2015

Don is a BITCH, Somnath Bharti Case

Brand New Delhi:- The case which was going rounds in the media since last few days. The case of Somnath Bharti and his wife Lipika Bharti, where there beloved dog was also charged with Domestic Violence has taken a new twist. This twist came in when Somnath`s bail was rejected and his Dog`s bail request was accepted. Actually a gender test was performed on Don (The famous Dog, more famous than Mr.Bharti these days). And the test results have left everyone in Shock and awe, as the Don, turned out to be a Donnie. Don was not a dog but a Bitch. And it was due to this reason Don, i mean donnie Ji was granted with the Bail at very first attempt. 
In fact a small wing of BMM (Bitch Mukti Morcha) came to bark and do dharna outside the court and demanded the acquittal of Don, i mean donnie. When Lipika, wife of Mr.Bharti, was approached by our correspondent Mr.Kutta Kaam, Lipika said, that she never mentioned Don in the filed case, instead she referred to Mr.Bharti when she wrote the word dog. As she believes like other women right organisations that"all men are dogs". 
Reacting to this all the Men said Bow bow!

Disclaimer:- This is a fake article, am writing this disclaimer for the one`s without common sense.

Opinion:- I strongly feel that the law should not be gender based and must be kept above all, caste, creed, color and gender.

Friday, 2 October 2015

PAYTM FRAUD - Developed Cyber Daaku, Un-Developed Police

Developed Cyber Daaku,  Un-Developed Police

Please read and share the story of an online Fraud which took place with one of my friend Pankaj Sharma in Chandigarh after he posted a complaint on the complaint forum online. The cyber Daaku ji called him from 9554479364 and lured his innocence and asked him to share his banking details. So, be careful, because our un-developed and un-willing Police wont be able to help you in this case, like in all other cases, mostly. 

"Hello Sir, main Reliance se bol raha hu. aapki complaint dekhi on We will refund your money"

Complaint filed by Pankaj Sharma on complaint board
This is the call Mr.Pankaj Sharma received within 5 mins from 9554479364, after he lodged a complaint about some grievance with Reliance, on this forum. Just like any other customer, he felt ecstatic and joyous that things are moving so fast these days. But this short lived joy was about to turn him into a Sherlock holmes / Byomkesh bakshi for the next few hours.

The call was fraud, the person asked for Pankaj`s Account no., Card no., CVV no. by saying that reliance will transact the money back to his account and end his greivance with reliance. And Our protagonist Mr.Sharma, even though he himself is an IT Er. fell into this trap and shared his super confidential details with the person on the other side of the phone. 
Guess what!, boom he suffered a loss of 5000/- Rs. before he could block his Debit card with Axis Bank.

Now our detective cum friend starts an interesting and intensive investigation by tracing the Ip Address, Gateway & Location of the fraudster. Interestingly after tracing the route of the transactions and filing complaints with PAYTM, Axis bank, emrecharge. Pankaj finally calls the fraudster and asks him to refund his hard earned money else he will go to the police. And this Mr. small level fraudster  with no. (9554479364) refunds his money and tells him that he does this on frequent basis and even offered some good money to our detective cum friend pankaj. But Mr.Honest pankaj refuses for any thing additional, accepts, only his own money.

And with all the above details, Phone no. Gateway address and other details (virtually a solved case) our friend pankaj goes to our under-developed Police which has all the equipment and facility to trace such frauds. Pankaj thought it will be good to intimate Police so that other people can be saved. But when he went to the Punjab (mohali) cyber cell, they listened to his story wasted his 2-3 hours and asked him to go to Chandigarh Cyber Cell. Now Chandigarh police, which was busy in providing security and salutes to President and other VVIPs, refused to accept the complaint, listened to the story and asked him to visit again.

And actually Pankaj spent more time and faced more hassles with Police rather than the fraudster. 
And not to anyone`s surprise, police again did nothing and didnt extended any help. Be it Chandigarh or Punjab, police is still Un-Developed and are consistently taking our hard earned money in the form of tax. 
So, i would request everyone to be careful of such online frauds, not everyone is smart like pankaj to get a refund. But one thing will remain sure in all the cases, Police will be of no use, mostly.

P.S:- I dont know how many companies will check such open forum websites and resolve the issues, one advice for all is, there is nothing as free lunch. So stop hunting for freebies or solutions to the problems with simple clicks.
Also, If you search this no.9554479364 on google, you can easily find that many people have been duped by the same no. So, be careful.


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